That's What She Said.
brb reevaluating my life k?

fleeten:

i think i struggle with maintaining friendships because i love being an object of admiration. i have so much fun igniting fascination in other people. i either want to be your muse or your idol. i usually space out when people talk to me. i can think of maybe a handful of times…

follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

(Source: straighthater, via -tigersss)

Tmi but idc cuz I’m not going to be kissing or sharing food with anyone for quite a while but I got this terribly sore cold sore omfg ouch I hate this so much

peachysteph:

I need to get out of bed and stop hating myself.


Comme des Garçons SHIRT Spring/Summer 2006

singwithme2397:

the horror and concentration on his face

(Source: kyle-zoe-madison, via mrgolightly)

tugbutt:

ohshititsgreg:

*friendly boner*

broner

(via v-i-r-g-o)

mrgolightly:

Lauryn Hill - Everything Is Everything

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*
englland:

sexting

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

BUT THERE’S VINEGAR IN KETCHUP SO….

(Source: malfoysexslave, via spindriftt)

tuhree:

"your whole ass is out in those shorts"

you’re welcome

(via spindriftt)

suupersonico:

saucedance:

suupersonico:

helped my mom sell her stuff on ebay and now i get to buy some clothes hurrhurr

Does she have cute stuff that if like that’s not like $$$$$$$

what lol?

WAIT I READ IT WRONG NVM